1. (Source: lovejewelry, via p-r-o-f-0-u-n-d)

  2. heckayeah:

    If gay people don’t use the phrase “I can’t think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

    (via thepowerofgreeneyedhappiness)

  3. bludgertothehead:

    but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

    (Source: fantastcbeasts, via thepowerofgreeneyedhappiness)

  4. (Source: well-fed, via xinterlovex)

  5. handpickedhappiness:




    if you’re terrified for the future of your country clap your hands


    *undying applause from the united states*

    *added screaming from the UK*

    *fireworks from australia*

    (via sheisthesmellbeforetherain)

  6. handsomedogs:

    Honey the American Pit Bull Terrier

    (via pissvveak)

  7. i-am-no-stranger:

    BMO on steroids

    (via elliemsqueak)

  8. Off to get the boat to Germany :)

  9. scythelliot:

    plant boy vi

    yeah idk

    (via corporalbutts)

  10. bettybonesco:

    this might be my favorite gif

    (Source: amitypark, via drugsmakeme-a-mystery)

  11. (Source: niebywale, via funeralgrrrl)

  12. crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    (via thegirlwhofallsforanything)

  13. If you struggle with self-care and see this, stop what you’re doing


    • Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?
    • Have you had something to drink today?
    • Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please? 
    • If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me?

    Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong and I am so proud of you

    Okay you can go back to blogging now~ <3

    (via funeralgrrrl)



    What is a flotation tank?

    500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

    The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.


    (via funeralgrrrl)